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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:48

Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Did you become a cuckold for your wife?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
What are the causes of over sweating?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
No way
Minds and Behinds
How does a person become transgender?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read